when i was six this kid had a crush on me and i acted like i liked him back one day so he gave me all his scented pencils and then i told him to never talk to me again i just wanted his pencils and now he’s gay so i’m pretty sure i permanently turned him off women
He had scented pencils, I feel like this isn’t exactly your doing…
now that you mention it, he also asked to play mary in the school nativity play
when i was a freshman in high school for the senior prank they took all the desks/chairs out of the school and shaped huge penis on the soccer field with them.
